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L’Hopital a St Blaise!

A very first in the Speer household has put me into a state of shock. JS has not only found the ironing board and the iron, he has started and almost finished the ironing. I can only put this down to the fact that after going through every test, up every orifice, and coming through … Continue reading »

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Hudson

Mr Shipman did not take a hand in this!! Last week Hudson, our beloved, but certainly scatterbrained, spaniel decided to take himself off the estate and seek out an amount extraordinaire of rat poison. Having gobbled up as much he thought his tummy could take he then felt distinctly poorly. Shipman immediately came into his … Continue reading »

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Car Wash

How to wash half a car, have a shower and gather a large French audience. Shouldn’t mention it really, but when I was married to the first lucky man, I was taught from the start that Saturdays are spent cleaning the car. Even if it’s been in the garage all week, it would still need … Continue reading »

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Turban

“You take your turban off my good man and I will then take my shoes off!!!” 6am in the morning at Birmingham airport, waiting in an enormous queue to go through passport control. with JS feeling more than delicate from the night before, we are confronted by an airport official who is obviously equally as … Continue reading »

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The Loo

Quietly sitting on the loo, contemplating on the problems of the world, and 3 across, 7 letters and no clues. When JS shouts ”Don’t do anything and don’t flush the loo!” “Too late” I shout. After a long silence, JS appears covered in I can only describe as totally undesirable!!!!!! Apparently, he was inspecting the … Continue reading »

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A hole in one

The lads from Derry AND a hole in one… Played golf today at the Golf and country Club Saint Donut, Grasse (pronounced donarrr not donut, you know the one with the hole), and I know I am prone to exaggerate but just sometimes my tales are true. I actually got a hole in one at … Continue reading »

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Sans Sujet 7 (The 7th ever email)

Bonjour All, Merci pour votre envoyer un message electronique . Le temps en Angleterre c,est terrible!. Nous avons eu une tempete de neige,deux le centimetres sseulement. La piscine ete congele.John est alle le lit,pour une change! Natasha est alle a l”ecole, et j”ai fait du cuisine, Ennuyeux!!!! (I can already see the corrected email arriving … Continue reading »

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